I’M TAGGED, THEREFORE…

Rules:
Repeat subject header “I’M TAGGED, THEREFORE…”
Copy + paste these rules in your entry.
Complete these 15 totally useless statements & questions.
Mention who you were tagged by, followed by 8 people who you’ll be tagging.

WARNING!
Fail to do so and you’ll be cursed eternally with a 3-holed nose and a low-cost flat.

Here’s another tag game. Blame it on Kotak!

If I was an opposite gender, what would my party clothes be like? Slutty!!! (thou women who give off an intellectual look turn me on like there's NO tomorrow!!! but thats another story for another time..)

At 10am this morning, I was… err.. checking up on a courier shipment to Korea, i think.. either that, or checkin my email...

At 10pm tonight, I will be… deciding between stuffin myself silly, actually gettin some work done, or headin to the bar for some companionship

Who should be the next Malaysian Prime Minister? anyone but Badawi... there, i said it...

If my spouse told me to do without sex for a year, I would… bathe in a tub of ice??? drug her??? i dunno.. i seem equally capable of either :P

If I was a piece of a car, I would be the… Insignia on the hood...

If I was told one day that I would have to give up either 1) anything chocolate OR 2) ever seeing the beach again, for the rest of my life, which one will I give up?
hmm.. i guess it'd be chocolate... thou i grew up next to a beach but never took enough advantage of it..

Singapore is good for… its Education, maybe?? never been there yet...

If I could only say 3 words before I die, what would those last words be? I did it!!!

Who would I like to be left on a deserted island with? The Jessica trifecta maybe (Biel, Alba, Simpson)... oh wait... maybe not simpson... (it aint about the Sex, ppl!!! Honest!!)

Die by drowning or by fire? Fire.. I'm gonna burn in Hell neways.. so mite as well start getting used to it now... (not to mention i already live in a friggin Microwave of a country...)

What one single thing would you buy with your last RM9.95? hmmm.. cheap toy gun and a bus ticket to the nearest bank, i think... simple, but effective...

If I opened a night club, what would I call it? err.. off the top of my head... Casa Diablo???

Don’t cheat: what’s “bulbous”? ehh?? another word for big?pulpy? i think ur lookin for Webster on that one...

I think my ass is… Totally Grab-able :P

And now I will tag:

Salameander
El Diablo
Munaks
Micyuki
Jasmine
Bodicea
Andrew
(this last spot open... lemme know if u wanna be tagged :D )

Gold-(dis)membered...

You say im Sittin on a friggin Gold Mine, free to dig into it as deep as I possibly can and extract as much gold as I can manage...

I merely point out the staggering number of deaths among mine workers...