Saturday, August 26, 2006

Oh, I'll Da Vince your Codes, alright...

Was watchin Da Vinci Code last night.. barely got thru half of it... no, the movie wasn't THAT sucky, though I gotta admit, it was a major letdown... Half the time I went: Waiiit a second, that didnt happen like that in the book!!! You're screwin up the whole damn thing!!!

The blame must, however, go primarily to the copy that I got... I picked it up from one of the Chinese pasar malams (night-markets).. sheesh.. wut else shud i expect.. i was sparsely treated to 5-10 mins of Chinese dialogue... didnt really matter when they characters spoke French, but even the subtitles were screwed up... Infact, im not even sure the subtitles were from the same movie... I wont go into details..

Anyways, during the first 10 mins, an amusing thought popped up:

What if, instead of writing this on the floor:

O Draconian Devil,
O Lame Saint,
P.S. Find Robert Langdon

Museum Curator Jacques Sauniere had actually written this:

Jacques Sauniere was HERE!!!
P.S. Find Robert Langdon and Kick his ASSS!!!! HaHaHaHa!!!!

If you dont find urself smiling (or at the very least, grinning) upon reading that, seriously, go get urself checked up.. mentally atleast...

Later..

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

HEY! i just watched it too.. last wkend..its not BAD.. just very "abridged".. lots of missing details, but at least the book is easier to visualise..